ich piss mich an

[Muerte_Ventura]

will ja meinen merc verkaufen und das ist die tage mal gekommen

der will mir 6.2 millionen USD geben

Hello,
I want to inform you that I will buy your car but I have a business proposal for you.
I am a captain with the United Nations troop in Iraq,on war against terrorism. Based on the United States legislative and executive decision for withdrawing troops from Iraq this year,I have been deployed to come and work in your country's military base soonest.Our mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted states,mostly the United States and the European Union on the war against terrorism.I will need a car for myself and that is why I'm contacting you.

On the other hand I want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of 6.2 million USD. which I got from crude oil deal.I deposited this money with a Red Cross agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money.It is under my power to approve whoever comes forth for this money.

I wish to use this money for charity purposes in Turkey,where we have about 3 million Iraqi refugees and Sudan where we have currently the highest numbers of refugees displaced as a result of war.You need to visit such places.I want to invest the money on stock-fish from Norway to this refugees because based on my experience on battle ground in this places,they lack a lot of fish and meat to add to their meager and unpalatable meals which they get in little quantity just to keep them living until God knows when the problem ends.Instead of allowing this terrorists to get the money and spend it on purchasing arms from Russia, it is better channeled to saving the world.I cannot move this money to the United States because I will be in Europe for about 3years,so I need someone I could trust.If you accept,I will transfer the money to Europe where you will be the beneficiary because I am a uniformed person and I cannot be parading such an amount so I need to present someone as the beneficiary.

I am an American and intelligence officer, so I have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all is done.Please if you are interested in this transaction I will give to you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully.I decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary and that is why I went to a secured car site where I can be sure that the person is real. I believe I can trust you. Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities which is secured so nobody can monitor our emails,then I can explain in details to you.I will only reach you through email,because our calls might be monitored,I just have to be sure whom I am dealing with.

If you are interested please send me your personal mobile number so I can call you for further inquiries when I am out of our military network.I am writing from a fresh email account so if you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message,if no response after 3days I will then search for someone else.I am doing this on trust,you should understand and you should know that as a trained military expert I will always play safe in case you are the bad type,but I pray you are not . 6.2 million USD is a lot of money which is the dream of anyone.

I wait for your contact details so we can go on.In less than 5days the money should have been noted on your account and I will come over for my money.I will give to you 30% of the sum and 70% is for me and pick up the car.I hope I am been fair on this deal.

Regards,
Capt. Manchester

[Chris Turbo]

Ich lach mich zu TODE *ggggg*

[hoagascht]

Der hat mir auch schon geschrieben, aber fall bloss nicht drauf rein!!!!

[Muerte_Ventura]

fröhlich gehts weiter

Hello,

First,let me make you understand my power in effecting the transfer of this funds.As I have already informed you on how this money is been brought,and I know I have equally informed you on where the money was deposited.I am in command of my unit in CAMP FALLUJAH,I give orders,and I am a marine and you know the respect and honor we control.I do not need to give you any further information.

I believe you have the mind to understand even when giving a clue.I will prepare all the necessary documents for approval that the money is yours with a diplomat who is a friend but will not know that you are not the actual owner of the said funds because he is a man of decent mind.He will have my approval before he comes for the clearance ofthe money.I will be doing myself a great favor to explain insimple terms how this deal is going to be, so that if you can not be able to do it,you can forget about it now please.

This deal is for real, it is no joke and I want you too see for yourself.I do not know you neither do you know me so we cannot possibly talk of trust in this issue now rather, I have arranged everything in a way that you will have your own share of the funds and you will deposit my share for me in a swiss account which I will give to you.

The only role I need from you is for me to arrange the consignment in your name so that you will clear the consignment as your own but will then take 30% of the funds to yourself and transfer it to wherever you want and the balance of 70% will be paid to a Swiss account which I will give to you.This will be done with the help of the diplomat in Europe. Now I want you to know that,every week a Red Cross relief jet flies to Europe from Baghdad(Iraq) to collect reliefs from donors in Europe.I have two of my men as security to the airplane.If we come to a concrete agreement,

When I must have prepared every document making you the true beneficiary of the funds,I will contact a diplomat here in CAMP FALLUJAH whom I have some of my men on guard in his premises to come seal up a consignment which is with the Red Cross to the beneficiary in Europe.I want you to know that diplomats run a courier service which is called DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE,this service is meant for transferring hard documents,huge funds and precious stones.They call it consignment.This consignment will be registered under their service and will be carried with their diplomatic immunity to any country where they have diplomatic grounds and then deliver it to the beneficiary of the consignment on the grounds where they maintain diplomatic immunity.In this case,the deal will go like this,Once I register the consignment in your name,The diplomat will seal it and then will send it to Europe after registering it as a diplomatic consignment in a diplomatic box and then transfer it to another diplomat in Europe who will pick up the consignment from the airplane and then deliver it to you.The air plane will be a Red Cross jet which equally has its own immunity.When it lands in Europe, the diplomat in Europe will claim the consignment and then contact you with the consignment for claims.

As soon as I am through with the arrangement here I will furnish you with the contact of the diplomat that will deliver the consignment to you in Europe and forward his contact and phone number to you so you can have an appointment with him to know when you can come claim the consignment.

I do not know you and i do not think we equally need to know each other for now,we can only speak of trust and friendship once I discover that my own share is on my Swiss account.Then we can really then become very good friends.I know this might come to you as a surprise but I must tell you that with my experience in international politics,I must inform you that 70% of the richest people on earth made their money from such deals and that is why everybody can not run accounts with so much money in it and not everyone that can own a rich Swiss account.Those accounts are made for such deals where nobody will ask you how you made the money,rather they are interested in making it safe for you.That is their banking policy. I want you to know that I want to deal with someone I do not know because the deal will have no trace.

I am a marine and hope the next government will change policies on Iraq, so I have to be careful,this is a wicked world,it is possible that you might be a bad person that may want to put me in trouble so I can deny I do not know you,so it is safe not to know you,but if you are good and can have this deal with me and keep it very secret between us,then in one week we are rich. If you are ready for this deal,you are required by this letter to furnish me with the information below,as I did told the Red Cross officer that we shall be intimating him with the information of the rightful owner of the boxes.
1. Your full name
2. Your country of origin and contact address in your country
3. Your state of residence and origin in your country.
4. A copy of your international passport /driver's license.
5. Your direct telephone number.
6. Your occupation.

Once I receive this, I will prepare every document making you the rightful owner of the consignment immediately and will contact you as soon as I conclude arrangement with the diplomat here. Get back to me urgently,

Thanks and have a nice day,
Capt. Steve Manchester

[albandy]

Ja, und im 3. Inning erfahren wir dann seinen 2. Vornamen

[Muerte_Ventura]

oder das es doch 9 mille sind so ein dummie

meine frau arbeitet bei einer Bank sie wird mir am montag ein konto einrichten wo nichts abgehoben werden kann nichtmal ein Cent und dan mache ich bei seinem spiel weiter mit und am ende schreibe ich ihm dan das ich seinen Mails Interpol, Europol, dem Fbi, Cia und dem Österreichischen BKA sende werde wenn er mit nicht 200.000€ euro überweist

[albandy]

Wenn das klappt, hoff ich, das mich auch mal so'n Doofy anschreibt

[Muerte_Ventura]

brauchst nur ein auto bei autoscout einstellen

[kamp]

das mit dem konto hab ich mir auch mal überlegt, konto einrichten mit keinem überziehungsrahmen und keinem abhebelimit.

warten bis sein geld drauf ist.

alles geld abheben (maskiert, weil videoüberwacht; bei verschiedenen bankomaten)

am nächsten tag, oder noch am selben tag die bankomatfirma kontaktieren, das du deine bankomatkarte schon seit 2 wochen (auf jeden fall eine woche bevor das geld rauf kam) vermisst und du blöderweise die pin hinten drauf geschrieben hast, es aber nicht tragisch sei, weil du nie geld rauf gegeben hast und du auch deshalb keine anzeige bei der polizei machen wirst.

wenn da jetzt ermittelt wird, oder sie irgend wann auf dein konto kommen wenn sie nachverfolgen wo das schmutzige geld hin ist, siehts so aus als ob wer deine gestohlene bankomatkarte dazu benützt hat um geld zu waschen aber in wirklichkeit bist du um ein paar mille reicher.

*just a thought*

[scareglow]

Scambait
Da gibts eine Seite wo Leute auf solche Mails eingehen und die zurückverarschen.
Köstlich was die da mit denen aufführen...
Teilweise machen die die absurdesten Sachen.. einer hat verlangt daß sie ihm einen Holzkopf nach seinem eigenen Vorbild schitzen und per Post zuschicken. Da er sich als Kunsthändler ausgegeben hat der diese Bedingung gestellt hat BEVOR er dem vermeintlichen nigerianischen Innenminister das Geld überweist und so...
Oder einer hat sogar geschafft daß DIE ihm 50 Dollar überweisen, weil er gemeint hat er ist der Pfarrer und hat das Geld für diese grossartige Investition derweil aus der Pfarrkasse genommen und derzeit keinen Cent mehr für die Überweisungsspesen.
Unfassbar!!!
War englsich, weiß den Link nicht mehr.
Aber wenn Ihr Zeit habt und euch fad ist..hier gibts was ähnliches unter "Brieffreunde":
http://www.scambaiter.info/?link=tsbontv

[albandy]

Alles schön und lustig

aber richtig dreist finde ich den Versuch, über die Telefon Abzocke. Wo versucht wird, alten, oder älteren Menschen ein Treffen vorzuschlagen, in dem man sich als vermeintlichen Bekannten oder Verwandten ausgibt.

Leider sind diese Abzocker nicht mal unintelligent, eher Intellektuelle wie ich feststellen konnte, als ich live dabei war, bei so einem Gespräch zw. meiner Frau Mutter und dem netten Herren am anderen Ende der Leitung..dem ich wohl alle Knöchlein gebrochen hätte, wäre der auf ein Treffen eingegangen.

Echt mies, solche Individuen

[Muerte_Ventura]

hy in anderen foren wird auf das thema so eingegangen


Sowas kann man auch bekommen wenn man Teile auf Ebay verkaufen will.

DAs ist sogar echt !
Man bekommt das Geld auf sein Konto überwiesen und einen Tag später ist es wieder weg.
Während die Kohle noch auf dem Weg in den Iraq ist, bekommt man dann Besuch von den Sheriffs. Die nehmen einen dann auch gleich für längere Zeit mit und buchten Dich ein wegen Geldwäsche.

Gut gemacht und jeden Tag steht ein Dummer auf

[kamp]

*g* die raffens nicht wie man da selbst profit rausschlagen kann

[Samy]

*g* die raffens nicht wie man da selbst profit rausschlagen kann

ja wenn man bei der rennleitung ist. aber wenn die herren dan plötzlich vor der tür stehen bin ich der dumme und die herren in blau sind ned da.
blas ich sie dann mit meinem revolver weg in notwehr bin auch ich der dumme.

[kamp]

guter einwand, jedoch wenn man sich schon die mühe macht mit konto usw. sollte man villeicht denen gegenüber auch einen falschen namen verwenden (vom ungeliebten nachbarn!?). das müsste aber beim erstellen des kontos auch irgendwie halten... ^^